这个样子的英汉情书??!!
Dear shui er litte girl:
From see you one eye,I shit love you.Your eyes close,I die;your eyes open,I come back to live.Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.Maybe you do not know me,no matter,one see clock emotion is pop.Ithink I should introduce myself to you.I call Li old big.Toyear 25.My home four mouth people:baba,mama,I and DD.I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand.I even act as black guest.I do early F4单词 every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.Please come to eat and sleep with me,or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
your old big
译文：
亲爱的水儿小姐：
自从见你第一眼，我便爱上你。你的眼睛闭上，我就死了；你的眼睛睁开，我又活过来了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活来。也许你还不认识我，没有关系，一见钟情很流行。我想我应该介绍一下自己。我叫李老大，今年二十五。我家有四口人：爸爸，妈妈，我和弟弟。我打字很快，因为我是电脑高手，我甚至还当过黑客呢。我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。
你的老大
哦，为写这封情书熬了一个通宵，天都亮了，该Do early F4单词(做早操)去了！
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