2006-3-30 07:41
曹大爷
英汉双语说"女人"
<BR> If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman<BR>如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度<BR>If you don't, you are not a man<BR>可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！<BR>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying<BR>如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她<BR>If you don't, you are good for nothing<BR>但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！<BR>If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing<BR>如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会得意得像二五八万<BR>If you don't, you are not understanding<BR>要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解<BR>If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'<BR>假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手<BR>If you don't you are half a man<BR>如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟<BR>If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring<BR>如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻<BR>If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing<BR>但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情<BR>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy<BR>你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子<BR>If you don't, you are a dull boy<BR>穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙<BR>If you are jealous, she says it's bad<BR>如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的<BR>If you don't , she thinks you do not love her<BR>可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她<BR>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her<BR>你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她<BR>If you don't, she thinks you do not like her<BR>但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她<BR>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait<BR>你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦<BR>If she is late, she says that's a girl's way<BR>要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的<BR>If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel<BR>如果你去找你的朋友，她会说你像跟屁虫<BR>If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'<BR>如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样"<BR>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold<BR>如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠<BR>If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage<BR>如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐<BR>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics<BR>如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德<BR>If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics<BR>要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招<BR>If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting<BR>你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情<BR>If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring<BR>如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已<BR>If you talk, she wants you to listen<BR>如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好<BR>If you listen, she wants you to talk<BR>如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话<BR>Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'<BR>上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物<BR>So simple, yet so complex<BR>既简单又复杂<BR>So weak, yet so powerful<BR>如此柔弱，却又如此强悍<BR>So confusing, yet so desirable<BR>让人又恼又爱<BR>"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"<BR>神啊，请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门！<BR>